I’ve just relocated my office to the loft… and I’ve realised this is the ONLY room in the house with a view of the Cotswolds*.
Just.
I mean, you have to REALLY REALLY look.
It’s a question of squinting really. Through binoculars.
But still! THE BLOOMIN’ COTSWOLDS!!!
Move over Jeremy Clarkson, this is our ‘hood now!

* So, as you’ll be able to surmise, we don’t actually live in the Cotswolds ourselves… just teasingly close to them. In fact, I like to call the much-less-desirable area we live in ‘the Notswolds’ (and if no-one else has ever laid claim to this name I’m doing it here!! The Notswolds © P. D. Clifton 2024 etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah. Thank you! Oh hold on, I see some other people on the Internet have already laid claim to this name. Dammit. Oh well. Ignore me!).
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